December 2011
me: i'm ugly
society: have confidence, love yourself, you're beautiful
me: i'm hot
society: you self absorbed bitch, get the fuck over yourself
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The difference between straight girls and lesbians...
Straight girl: Baby, I got my period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lesbian: Baby......I got my period....................
dykester: I love you. →
dykester:
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I always wondered why I look better in front of...
yourveryownhidingplace:
waiting-for-the-tardis:
moraniarty:
Actually it’s because you are more used to seeing your face in the mirror (reflected). As all faces are slightly asymmetrical it looks different when you see yourself in a photo because your face is unreflected.
Other people always see your face as you see it in photos, so they’re used to it looking that way. This explains...
You support gay rights? Are you gay?
lets-run-awaay:
You support animal rights? Are you an animal?
Anonymous asked: you have a girlfriend?! does she have tumblr?
I had the besssttt day ever yesterday. Stayed in ma girlfriend’s house and we slept for like 14 hours, were supposed to go out town and get Hill Billies and whatnot but ended up staying in bed all day long. All day. It, was, awesome.
sisurakastaa asked: Best tumblr name...hands down.
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.